The Miracle of Morning Sex

I’ve discussed many times already about the health benefits of sex. We know that orgasms release endorphins and endorphins have a similar chemical structure to morphine. In addition to their analgesic, or pain-relieving, effect, endorphins are thought to be involved in controlling the body’s response to stress, determining mood and a few other things that don’t pertain to my topic, so I’m not gonna mention them.

My point is that, like strenuous exercise, sex gives you energy and improves your mood, unless it’s shitty sex…don’t have shitty sex.  Remember, you need to have an orgasm,  if you can’t do that via penetration alone, then make some polite suggestions. If you’re too sleepy to make some verbal suggestions… then just turn yourself until you are sitting on his face and move down into blow job position and start licking! He’ll get the idea rather quick and you will get that endorphin release you need to kick-start your day.

Some of you may prefer to sleep but I’ll be honest, if you get a good orgasm, you’ll not be tired and your mood will be improved. Doesn’t that sound better than an extra 20 minutes of sleep or a big coffee and a donut? (Though, I’ll still have the coffee and donut after…)

You may not have a cooperative partner, he may be a lump who just can’t wake up. If that’s the case, get your dildo and take care of yourself. This isn’t the 1950’s, masturbating is no longer a sin…it’s almost a fucking requirement when our lives are so busy and over-scheduled. So, if you don’t have a good dildo or vibrator go to Adam and Eve and pick one up!!

Now wake up and get your day started the right way!!

2 thoughts on “The Miracle of Morning Sex

  1. To be honest, I’m all for you having the donut before the fun begins; but either way, I’ll be ready to “rise and shine” instead of hitting that snooze button. 😉

  2. Pingback: Bend Over and Grab Your Knees | Trauma Central

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