Big Girl, Big Sex and Masturbation

Oh yes, I went there. I’ve talked about giving head, eating pussy and fucking in general…don’t get the vapors now because I said the “M” word.  Masturbation, jacking off, slap the monkey, diddling, fingering, beat off, shocker! All kinds of ways to describe that big taboo – self pleasure.

Why should a Big Girl or anyone masturbate? Why not? Why should anyone? Because sex is awesome, well it can be with the right partner. It can also suck giant monkey dicks, if you’re with someone who has no idea how to please you. So, it’s very important to know what pleases you and the way you find out is MASTURBATING!!!!

Do you know that there are a lot of people who claim they never have? That’s sad. You need to know what you like and how you like it and fucking a bunch of guys can help but you could be really unlucky and fuck guys who are inexperienced at sex.  Or worse, selfish lovers whose only goal is their own pleasure. When faced with an inexperienced lover who desires to please you…you’re going to need to guide him a bit. If you’ve not gotten yourself off, how are you going to teach him what you need?

There are 4 types of orgasms a woman can have…yes, FOUR!! And Feminists didn’t do shit to get them for us. 😉

  • Clitoral orgasms – the clitoris has 8000 nerve endings so with the right amount of pressure and effort, you can blow your lid pretty quickly just by stimulating that tiny little button (or in some cases a turkey neck).
  • Vaginal orgasms – some people believe in a G-spot others don’t. To achieve an orgasm this way takes longer, so the longer you are being penetrated and thrust into the more likely you will achieve the Big O. Making sure you are lubed up or wet enough is a must. Tilting your pelvis helps to reach the sweet spot. It’s trial and error but oh so worth it when you get there.
  • Blended orgasms – these occur when you are stimulating both the clit and the vagina. This is the MOST powerful orgasm and when you get one of these, you’ll likely not be able to walk right away from all that leg shaking.
  • Multiple orgasms – these happen one after the other pretty quickly. Not everyone can withstand the constant stimulation but those who can…holy shit!

Here are some tips for self pleasure that you can try to get yourself off:

  1. Set the mood – bubble bath, candles in the bedroom, whatever gives your senses pleasure
  2. Use lube – a slippery surface makes it more pleasurable and works faster to achieving the Big O.
  3. Go slow and explore your entire body
  4. Sex toys are a handy tool for self pleasure. 😉
  5. Find your clitoris and focus attention here – lots of attention with finger or some buzzing toy. 😉
  6. Breast stimulation is a nice added bonus
  7. Spend some time finding your G-spot
  8. Try for that blended orgasm by working both clit and G-spot simultaneously
  9. Porn…yep, watch some porn
  10. Fantasize about something while seeking your pleasure…always a nice touch

Give some of these a try and even if you are a professional twat tickler, have you managed to get all FOUR types of orgasms before? Why not see if you can?

Happy Hump Day!!!!!!!!

19 thoughts on “Big Girl, Big Sex and Masturbation

  1. I have found the detachable shower massager is a nice alternative to traditional toys, for both clitoral and nipple stimulation. And you’re already naked! 😉

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  3. Masturbation rocks! I do it and so does my chubby fiance,I adore watching her play with herself,it turns me on so much,every woman in the world (and every guy for that matter) should experience the joy of masturbation .
    I find the experience of watching my girl get hot and bothered the most awesome thing in the world.Thanks for a great post..

  4. My GF likes me to use a soft make up brush to stimulate the clitoris,it’s a great way to do it without putting too much pressure on a sensitive organ,we bought a brand new brush just for this use.

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