The Consolation Blowjob…

I’m not sure how many people do this but one thing I used to do when dating was what I called the consolation blowjob. A man got that from me when he was both hot and very fuckable. If he was not that good looking it was more of a peck on the lips and gentle cock squeeze.  Many of you are thinking what the fuck is she talking about? I’ll tell you.

I met and went out with a fair number of men before marrying…twice.  Guys always and yes I mean always want to fuck you. I did not do that, I was very careful about who I let tap it and that number is extraordinarily low. My current husband is only #3, whereas, I’m number 41 or some such on his fuck chart. (Man-whore that he was!) I was very serious about my chastity, at least, below my belt. My mouth, on the other hand, was a downright whore. I guess my hand was too. 😉

So back to my story. I would date guys and if they were really hot and tempted me to toss out my values…well, I couldn’t do that. Too much disease, chance of pregnancy and Lord knows what else, so, I’d call an abrupt halt to the action and give ’em head and make them blow their wad where we stood. It was a fair compromise and y’all know I knew what I was doing…cuz, I wrote an entire post just yesterday about blow jobs! I didn’t involve myself in too many relationships back then, I had some issues, I’ll admit but I also wasn’t exactly a wallflower. I’m an ENTJ, heavy on the “E”.  Yep, so if I liked you and you were a sexy beast, your cock was in my mouth as quick as a cupcake. 😉

So that’s what I call the Consolation Blowjob. You were great, I liked you a lot, I won’t be seeing you further, so let me blow you and send you packing. Have a great life, buh bye! Now, if you’re reading this and you’re thinking, “Hey!! I dated her and she never once blew me”.  No hard feelings, eh? 😉

So, did you ever do that or something like that? Just wondering if I was the only chaste women running around consolation cocksucking in the late 80’s and 90’s.

Happy Hump Day!

 

 

 

10 thoughts on “The Consolation Blowjob…

  1. “in my mouth as quick as a cupcake” 🙂 That fits me perfectly.

    Rose, yes sister, been there and DO that but not always for consolation! 🙂 LOL

    Love you – liz

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