Blow Jobs! The Big Girl’s Guide To Oral Sex (part 2)

Here we are…and you’re wondering is this post for men or is it for women? Both, really. I’m going to cover briefly what men should do if they want their woman to give them head. Then I’ll talk about how to give a good one and that part is for the Big Girls.

Men:

You like a good blow job (lots of sucking, ball play and other tricks), heck, let’s be honest you’d like a mediocre one (lick, lick, jerk, jerk…no balls, uh uh) if you can get it, am I right? 😉 So, you want your woman to put your penis in her mouth but she won’t or won’t do it often. Why not? There could be a few reasons and I’m going to tell you what they are, so you can change the frequency of oral sex in your life.

Scent:

Women love a man that smells good. I’m not talking cologne or after shave but those are nice. I’m talking clean. We like a clean, fresh and sexy smell. You’ve been gone all day, showered early and you still smell nice and so you think, “I want some head” . What hasn’t crossed your mind at all is that an entire days worth of sweating and pissing…may have taken a toll on the scent of your dick. It has. There is no way around it, it has. Your balls are now on the musty side and your penis tastes like a salty dog after all that urinating. Some women, a small minority of women, are okay with that.  Some girls will put anything in their mouth and if you have such a gem, congratulations! (See your doctor regularly, though) The rest of us will find a pair of musty balls gag inducing and there is simply NOTHING sexy about a woman gagging or retching on a man’s penis. You want a nice BJ? Shower before if time permits or use a baby wipe/soapy washcloth to freshen the area – AFTER you piss. Then she will happily gobble you up endlessly until you finish.

Hair:

MANSCAPING!!!!!!!!! Please, pretty please trim up your genital area. You don’t have to shave yourself bare but clean it up a bit. It reduces the sweat issue, lowers the musty factor and keeps us from gagging on long pubes that get stuck in the back of our throats.  We’re not asking for the moon but we are asking for a bit of consideration. You won’t be sorry.

Ladies:

Do not be intimidated when it comes to giving your man head, even if he’s packing walking stick. You want to be able to give a man pleasure of the oral variety for many reasons and not the least of which is…he really wants you to do it.  It’s sexy as hell and it can really increase the sexual stimulation for you. It’s actually a very pleasant experience if he follows the above directives on personal grooming and hygiene.

Hands:

We’ve all heard the “lick it like an ice cream cone” bit. It’s true, that works and if you do that, he’ll like it and it may be enough to make him cum. But you can add elements to make it better than okay, which is all that will be if you just lick it like an ice cream.  Use your hands as an extension of your mouth and throat, you’ll want a nice tight grip on the base of his shaft. Then wrap your mouth just a bit below the place where the head of the penis connects to the shaft so your lips meet your fist, and move your mouth and hand in a rhythmic motion. Take it inch by inch and don’t try to shove it all down your throat unless you know you can.

Head:

Pay a lot of attention to the head region. Kiss it, suck it, lick it and rub it across your mouth. Keep your eyes locked on him as you do it. It’s an added turn on for him to watch and hotter if he sees the excitement in your eyes as you adore his cock with your lips.

Balls:

Don’t ignore these babies. Use a hand to caress them as you are working his shaft. Lick and kiss your way down and lick and suck them gently into your mouth.  Also, that little area between his balls and anus…lick and probe there too. 😉

Extras:

Try humming while he’s in your mouth to create a vibration, he’ll enjoy that. Also, suck some ice or use flavored sex gel, whipped cream, honey or something like that, slather it on and lick him clean. Don’t use anything acidic or spicy, that will not be sexy – it will hurt and kill the mood. I just read about using a grapefruit…my husband hasn’t consented to that one yet, so I can’t say for sure if it’s a good one to try but you can read about it here.

To Swallow or Not:

Personal preference. If you don’t think you can, ask him to tap you out. If you can then do, it makes a man feel complete when he cums in your mouth. Of course, he may not give you a choice because he may cum quickly or want to finish by banging you – that’s great too.  Don’t ruin the moment, just go with the flow…literally. 😉

The most important thing I have to say about giving a great blow job is this:

WATCH YOUR TEETH!!!  Don’t use them unless he asks and if he does…GENTLY!!!

 

That’s it for today!

As always, if you have a topic or a suggestion/question you’d like me to address, email me: rosie.ribner@gmail.com

15 thoughts on “Blow Jobs! The Big Girl’s Guide To Oral Sex (part 2)

  1. Rose, I hope couples read this! Such a great post–love the way you right, think…wow!!! Readers will surely get “ahead” in the game of head–giving and getting if they listen to your sage advice and counsel! Seriously, you are so right. For me, the scent and “manscaping” are major areas for turn ons. As nice as size can be it is not the only reason I love to give head…well, it’s in the top 3…ok, the top 2. 🙂 Ok, I’ll admit, when it comes to sex, pleasing a man begins with the “head”–both!!! 🙂 Love you my dear friend!

    • Thank you so much, Liz!! I’m just doing my part to help…as it’s one of my favorite things and by golly the world needs more head! 😉

      I love you and your style as well! ❤

  2. I like gettin’ a BJ, I really do, but I gotta tell ya, I’ve had the WORST BJ experiences of any man. (I think?) Exhibit A: my first girlfriend was not one much for sex, like AT ALL. Rather frigid, in fact. I’d have to BEG her to “go there,” and when she did … you ready? … she would bring a baking timer, a fucking baking timer! into the bedroom and only give me head for the agreed upon time. She usually clocked in at about the 40-second mark. Sadly, this was my first introduction to adult male/female relationships and for many years, I labored under the delusion that one had to trick/bribe/bargain his way into a woman’s pants. (Oh, the opportunities I missed!)

    Exhibit B: while my first gf had the excuse of being young and inexperienced, this next young lady had NO excuse for being the horrible BJ artist that she was. Licking it like an ice cream cone? Yeah … that doesn’t do shit. And when she tried to up the ante, she caught the edge of my helmet with her teeth. The pain was SO excruciating that I nearly (nearly) slapped her simply as a pure reaction. I ended up breaking up with her, whereupon she turned into an eagle and is likely still soaring amongst the clouds, not a single cock in her sharp beak.

  3. My philosophy: You suck my dick and I will lick your clit. Maybe I am a rare man but I LOVE giving oral sex. It get me hard just thinking about it.

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